Luscious Lani

Hi, I’m Lani. I’m a tiny blonde weirdo with great tits and no filter, a huge interest in what makes people tick, and a wealth of fun facts and skills because I love collecting knowledge & expanding my horizons & testing my limits.

I’ve been in the pants off dance-off industry since the turn of the millennium, and I have loads of stories about doing inadvisable things that seemed like a really good idea at the time and some pretty fancy moves I’ve been practicing.

I offer a holistic approach to professional sex - I’m all about mind body connection & uplifting humanity, and everything I do with you will be aimed at invigorating & refreshing your whole self, with my whole self.

If you prefer less talking, I do shut up when there’s something in my mouth. I’m studying at the moment, so I’m only available Fridays & Saturdays for bookings. If you have any questions or want to make a booking, you can contact me on Thursdays.

I will ask for your ID & proof of vaccination when confirming your appointment. I understand if you are nervous, but it’s really not in my best interests to break your trust. You show me yours (screening info), I’ll show you mine (slutty magic tricks). Fair trade?

Hope to meet you soon!