Yumi Kei

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The earlier you send a booking request, the higher are the chances for us to meet.

The fastest way to reach out to me is by email :)

(Click on the little green “email” icon)

Pre-bookings are appreciated. Same day requests considered, if particularly inviting (a rush premium applies)

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You can call me Yumi.

I’m the one you meet when your calendar is full, but your instincts say make time.

Educated between the UK and Switzerland. Currently immersed in global strategy and diplomacy—formally, through my International Relations studies. Informally, through a lifestyle that moves fluidly across private terminals, closed-door boardrooms, and velvet-draped suites.

I speak English and Italian fluently.

My Russian (intermediate) is good enough to charm.

You'll find I'm genuinely sweet..and naughty, if required. I love meaningful connections, whether fleeting or lasting.

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TO ENGAGE:

• Introduce yourself with context—where you're based, your intentions, and any non-negotiables.

• NDAs welcome—please send at least 24 hours before the date.

• Once aligned, I will verify with a brief custom video.

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ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Longer dates require experiences beyond the suite. If privacy necessitates staying in, an indoor-only premium applies. Add $500–$1,000 (depending on the length of date).

• All gifts must arrive in an envelope. Presentation earns you points—think: hided between 100 roses or a take away bag with a dessert from the Four seasons or MO pastry shop.

• No reviews policy. Our time together is 5-star, but it’s also private and it stays that way. Failure to respect this will result in immediate blacklist.

• Counterfeit currency is reported to federal authorities. No exceptions.

• I reserve the right to decline appointments when I deem necessary.

• My rates allow me to be as selective as you are.

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If you’re intrigued, your timing is perfect.

If you’re ready—introduce yourself.

Y.

**All gifts are given in appreciation of time and companionship. Anything that may, or may not, occur is between two consenting adults and for which there is no contract or compensation. It will be understood that anyone contacting me understands and accepts these terms.**