Retro Ruby

I am available to tease you this Tuesday and Thursday. 

Book in advance so you don't miss out.

Please Read My Profile Before Contacting Me.

Make sure you text me your details first, otherwise you will not get a reply. Thanks

As a radiant mature Australian woman with a passion for holistic wellness, I blend timeless charm with expert therapeutic touch. My health-conscious, spiritual approach ensures every session nurtures both body and soul.

📞 HOW TO BOOK?

TEXT ME YOUR

• Name, Age, Nationality
• How you found me
• The massage option you are interested in
• How long you would like to book for
• Do not text me asking what I services I offer.....IT'S ALL IN MY PROFILE

• I will ask you to call me so we can have a chat
• No phone call, means no booking

✨ Two Ways to Unwind with Me ✨

Choose from two distinct massage services, each tailored to your unique needs:

Option 1. Pure Relaxation – Swedish massage with Lingam

Let my skilled hands work their magick as I melt away your stress with traditional Swedish techniques Slow, deep strokes to unravel every knot. Pure relaxation, head to toe. You'll leave feeling utterly relaxed and rejuvenated.

• 30 min: $200

• 45 min: $250

• 60 min: $300

• 90 min: $400

• 2hours:  $550

• Add light anal stimulation (no penetration) to your session for an additional $50.

Option 2. Sensual Exploration – Swedish massage, Lingam + prostate/or anal play

Unlock the secrets of prostate massage and milking, expertly guided by my 16+ years of experience. I'll help you discover your G-spot, leading to multiple, intense orgasms, designed to unlock profound relaxation and ecstatic release.

• 1 hour: $400

• 1.5 hours: $500

• 2 hours: $650

STRAP-ON PLAY

🔥 My strap-on sessions are for experienced clients who can handle being pounded into oblivion. 😈

🍆 Never taken a Goddess’s cock before? Start with a prostate milking – I’ll edge you until you’re trembling, stretch you open with my fingers, and make you whimper… then you’ll be ready to beg for my strap. 💦

• 1.5 hours: $650 (30min massage, 60min anal/play, Strap-on)

All sessions booked from 1 hour include a relaxing hot towel treatment, with head, feet and hand massage.

⚠️ Let’s Be Clear ⚠️

My Boundaries:

To preserve a sacred, respectful space:

 NO full service, no BJs, kissing, or mutual masturbation

Sensual touching of me is permitted - respectfully

No parties, no drunks/drugs. (Serene vibes only.)

Cleanliness and mutual respect are essential

Your Experience:

A serene studio with soft ambient music

 Natural, organic oils for your skin’s delight

A pre-session consultation to tailor your pleasure

Studio is private, safe & on a main road.

(Easy parking, no sketchy alleyways.)

💰 Let’s Talk Money & Bookings 💰

• Deposits? Maybe.
• If I ask for one, it’s Beem It only (no Pay ID, no bank transfers).

Don’t have Beem It? Fix that. (It takes 2 minutes.)

📅 Advance Bookings = Happy Endings (For You)

My calendar fills fast. Plan ahead to avoid disappointment.

Or roll the dice—call me in the morning from 10am to check same-day slots.

🚫 Cancellations? Don’t Waste My Time.

3+ hours’ notice by PHONE (texts don’t count).

Late cancellation?

You’ll pay a deposit next time… if I even let you book again.

(Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.)

Final Note:

Policies aside… I do love teasing polite gentlemen. Are you one?

I look forward to teasing you

Retro Ruby

(But you may call me Goddess lol)