I promise I am still very much a real human being. Even though I am often accused of “not being real”…..by odd clients who think one can spend thousands and thousands of dollars on websites and amazing photography shoots only to market something “not real”. Curious.
I am organised chaos. You would probably not like living with me. I will leave a trail of clothes around my bedroom, but my skincare products will be perfectly lined up. My work office is a mess of folders, papers and sticky notes everywhere, yet I know exactly where I placed a report from 6 months ago.
Current hobbies: pole dancing, reteaching myself how to play chess, learning more about emotional intelligence, revisiting Greek mythology, and bullet journaling.
Contrary to popular belief, I identify as a tomboy. I am extremely hands on. I will be the first to roll up my sleeves and play in the dirt, join a game of football, do an oil change, clay bar a car for four hours, learn how to shingle a roof, or lay a brick driveway (yes, I have done all of these).
And then there’s the side of me that does enjoy being a girls girl. Playing with make up, curling my hair, and throwing a dress + lingerie on makes me feel some type of way.
I literally only own three pairs of heels, and one of those pairs are heeled ankle boots. I’m more of a barefoot or runners kinda gal.
I have always had an odd obsession with symmetry.
I am blunt. I will tell you how it is. I don’t enjoy sugar coating things, or beat around the bush so to speak, and I loathe when people do this to me.
I lose small things like it’s nobodies business. A shirt that I want to wear, my phone, my glasses or a bobby pin. My glasses usually wind up already on my face 🤓
I enjoy a good debate. Arguing is arguably one of my favourite things to do as long as there is a mutual understanding of differences.
Death, serial killers, and the obscure pique my interest. I enjoy peculiar things and am fascinated by morbidity and mortality. Recommend a solid crime documentary to me, please!
Quality > quantity when it comes to my relationships. I enjoy taking the time to cultivate relationships with people, and only have the emotional / mental capacity to engage with a few people at a time.
I love talking on the phone. Texting drives me mad. My thumbs start to hurt, I can only respond to so many thoughts at once, and I get anxiety not knowing if I texted someone back. I also loathe that we have so much time to formulate the “perfect” response back, or being anxious over texting back too soon. I respond to emails and texts so much at work that, I want to throw my phone halfway across the room most days. I do want to hear your voice, how you put your thoughts together and your incessant rambling, the way you laugh, and I want to enjoy the awkward silences in between thoughts, or the fluidity of conversation.
I truly believe in caring for people when they are going through a difficult time. I do my best to be empathetic, and have always had a very kind side to me. If you’re going through something, and would like guidance, advice, or a shoulder – do please feel free to reach out to me. I will do my best to respond.
If you’d like to form a relationship with me: flirt with me or captivate my attention. Do not immediately ask me about my fetishes, tell me you want to use / abuse me, or how you’d f$%k me, not at first! I am sapiosexual and demisexual. Connection and forming a bond mean everything to me.
Honestly deep down, I have a huge heart. I enjoy a solid snuggle with someone that I care about, I love leaving friends cute little notes and small thoughtful gifts, I will probably take you out for coffee or lunch if you’re having a bad day, and I will be the first to pick you up at 3am when you’re stranded or too drunk to drive. Just show me that you’re only human as well, and my wall will come down.
Short Queries:
Fav colour: Emerald green
Fav song: No Other Love by Amazon
Fav Sport: Surf Rowing
Fav Car: Lambo
Fav City: Sao Paulo
Fav Country: Portugal
Fav Genre of Music:
Fav Singer/Band: Can I admit possibly Duran Duran. 😊
Thank you for taking the time to read and learn about me 🖤 I typically do not enjoy sharing so much of myself, and at the same time it feels entirely freeing.
