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Tasteful suitors; I'm Darcy Deviant, a 24 year old English-Australian siren.

I'll let my photos do the talking in terms of my physique and keep this short- I'm 100% natural, with soft puffy breasts, full luscious lips, and an athletic size 8 body apart from my well-rounded and perky derriere. My eyes are a striking and electric blue, and my smile is cheeky – some of the things you can only experience face-to-face.

I pride myself on a service that is relaxing, yet sensual. I like to show off my years of experience in erotic massage if the mood is right, and might let you touch me the same if your hands are tender and caring. Like a true Gemini, I’m adaptable and my duality is intrinsic; my girlfriend experience is authentic and sensual, and my extroversion and playfulness make it feel like a reunion with an old flame. Always honest and sage, but elegant in my delivery. Candidly down to earth, but still mischievous with a tenancy for cunning intelligence, delicacy and wit. My curiosity is boundless, often juggling several passions and careers, but my attention won’t be lost on you during our time together. I am fluid and grounded, and genuinely bisexual. Eager to share, but always while maintaining an allure of mystery.

This adaptable nature means our time together is truly yours, and our enjoyment is my priority. In my melting pot of passions, food and good wine bubble to the top – I always love to get our feet wet over dinner before we move on to something even more delicious and memorable.

Pre-bookings with deposits are always given priority and devotion. Please do not see me if you are a close or casual contact, or have any COVID symptoms.

I provide a non-judgemental service and I'm available for bookings with any shape, size, gender, ethnicity, ability and sexuality. Open-mindedness is a merit I value.

I love to cook and eat amazing food. My stomach is definitely the way to my heart. I also have a developing palette for complex and natural wines, my favourite being skin contact. I'm interested in health and how food can be healing, especially using edible plants. Some of my other interests are film (I have a film degree), books by hookers, legislation and activism around sex work, sneakers, conspiracy theories about celebrities, and fashion.