It's been far too long since Heer toured these parts -- or my parts, at least. This time she's really pushed the boat out: her new photos are totally jaw-dropping . Guys of a certain vintage might remember "one of the most enduring images in cinematic history" Heer's body is even more stunning than a Bond girl. Too bad she can't entertain you clad only in glitter. But wow what a body, and more athletic than "Pussy Galore". (Minus the gold paint, that's roughly how I looked after Heer had finished with me.) There's many ads claiming to give Lingam massage: Heer is the only genuine expert at exquisite torture. Ask her for Gajasana, if you dare. Make sure you book at least 90 minutes -- you'll need plenty of time to recover . Thank you Heer, please come back soon.