How many years have you been in the industry?
Which industry *looks innocent*
I’ve been an escort for about a year. I was thinking about getting into sex work for about five years before I realised it was precisely like dating, except the guy always turns up and wants to be with you, but it is better than dating in many ways; the gentleman is always clean, well-dressed, well-spoken, and polite. Plus, we both know exactly what we are there for: no games, no weirdness. It is the most honest form of romantic exchange there is.
What are you most complimented for?
My smile. And my directness. Oh. And my tits. Because. You know, they are pretty awesome.
If clients wish to bring gifts, do you have any preferences or suggestions?
Cash is always lovely, like, super friendly. Never be scared to tip me rather than a bunch of flowers. I’m building my investment portfolio. Or donating to the Royal Flying Doctor Service in my name would be sweet.
What are three things you are grateful for today?
My dog, sleeping in the sun (he’s twenty and not long for this world). The late winter sun (there is a theme here) encourages my snow peas to grow, and I hear the ocean from my bedroom window.
Describe your favourite way to relax.
I find it hard to relax. Sex. Probably, sex is my favourite way to relax.
I also find being on an aircraft in the air really relaxing. I probably would relax better in the first class (I’ll let you know when it happens). But even in business or economy, I like being in the air, getting fed, looking out the window, and not doing much else.
Share something that’s at the top of your bucket list.
Antarctica. I want to go to the southern pole (or as close as possible) on a scientific cruise. There is one that leaves from Santiago on the 28th of November this month; if anyone is looking for a travel buddy with benefits, hit me up!
If you could master any form of art (painting, dance, music, etc.), what would it be?
The piano. I had lessons when I was a girl, and I would love to sit at the piano and play beautiful music.
